I’ll Cum All Over Your Face
Press my buttons right and I’ll come all over your face! I usually get spread all over your hairy parts When you wipe me off, I get white stuff on…
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I’ll Cum All Over Your Face
Press my buttons right and I’ll come all over your face! I usually get spread all over your hairy parts When you wipe me off, I get white stuff on…
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Get Laid Over and Over
What if: You only got laid once in your lifetime You only get eaten once It takes you 4 minutes to get hard …but only 2 minutes to get soft…
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He Got Stuck!
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?” he…
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A Girls First Time
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks…
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Fill My Holes with your Gooey Liquid
You slide me in a slit to get me hot… Your gooey liquid filles my holes… You eat me in the morning… what am I? . . . . ….
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F – - K
I start with an F I end with a K I always get laid on the table… If you can’t get me, you might have to use your hand What…
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How To Get F*cked!
So I’ve created this wonderful flowchart that describes how to get f*cked! Notice that there is a specific path that can be followed that actually gets you fucked TWICE in…
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I Can Blow You for a While
I come and go whenever I please… I can blow you for a while, but it usually doesn’t last very long… I have a big hole… By the time your…
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How to Flirt with an Older Woman …Successfully
Flirting with an Older Woman is a fine art that could potentially result in a wonderful evening or just a slap in the face. When trying to “get with” the…
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I’ll Cum All Over Your Face
Posted on January 5, 2012 | No CommentsPress my buttons right and I’ll come all over your face! I usually get spread all over your hairy parts When you wipe me off, I get white stuff on... -
Fill My Holes with your Gooey Liquid
Posted on January 4, 2012 | No CommentsYou slide me in a slit to get me hot… Your gooey liquid filles my holes… You eat me in the morning… what am I? . . . . .... -
F – - K
Posted on January 3, 2012 | No CommentsI start with an F I end with a K I always get laid on the table… If you can’t get me, you might have to use your hand What...