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Dirty Jokes
The Magic Dildo in my …
This lady walks in to a Porn shop one day complaining about the fact that her husband isn’t enough for her any more and that she is sexually frustrated. The guy behind the counter suggests a Dildo or Vibrator, the lady blushes as he shows her the different sizes and shapes she can choose from, [...]
Get Laid Over and Over
What if: You only got laid once in your lifetime You only get eaten once It takes you 4 minutes to get hard …but only 2 minutes to get soft The one box you have is shared with eleven other guys And the only chick that sat on your face was your mother… At least [...]
He Got Stuck!
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?” he asked. “Yes!” said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on [...]
A Girls First Time
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you’re afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it’s the first time his finger has found the right [...]