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Get Laid Over and Over
Posted on January 5, 2012 | No CommentsWhat if: You only got laid once in your lifetime You only get eaten once It takes you 4 minutes to get hard …but only 2 minutes to get soft... -
He Got Stuck!
Posted on January 4, 2012 | No CommentsA young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?” he... -
A Girls First Time
Posted on January 4, 2012 | No CommentsAs you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks...
