Can't Stop We just can't stop being dirty!
What Am I – Dirty Riddles
Let Me Suck and Blow You
The more I suck, the faster you get off. My thrust is what gets you up. I have to get hot before I can blow. What am I? . . . . . . . . . .
How To Turn Me On Fast
It turns me on when you play with my knobs. After you make me hot, you shouldn’t touch me. Stick your meat inside me any time you want to. What am I? . . . . . . . . . .
I’m Always Wet When You Lay Me
It takes a while to get hard enough for you to get on me. Once I’m hard I can last a LONG time! I’m always wet when you lay me. What Am I? . . . . . . . . . .
Stick Me Between Your Lips
I’m about six inches long. When you use me, my hairy end gets white and creamy. You usually stick me between your lips. What am I? . . . . . . . . . . .
I’ll Cum All Over Your Face
Press my buttons right and I’ll come all over your face! I usually get spread all over your hairy parts When you wipe me off, I get white stuff on your towel what am i? . . . . . . . . . .
Fill My Holes with your Gooey Liquid
You slide me in a slit to get me hot… Your gooey liquid filles my holes… You eat me in the morning… what am I? . . . . . . . . . .
F – - K
I start with an F I end with a K I always get laid on the table… If you can’t get me, you might have to use your hand What am I? . . . . . . . . . .
I Can Blow You for a While
I come and go whenever I please… I can blow you for a while, but it usually doesn’t last very long… I have a big hole… By the time your in my hole, everything is pretty wet… Unless your in my hole, I can be pretty dangerous After all of the blowing and getting in [...]