
I only get laid once, lucky you!
What if:
- You only got laid once in your lifetime
- You only get eaten once
- It takes you 4 minutes to get hard
- …but only 2 minutes to get soft
- The one box you have is shared with eleven other guys
- And the only chick that sat on your face was your mother…
At least your life is better than the life of an egg!
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