Can't Stop We just can't stop being dirty!

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Get Laid Over and Over

I only get laid once, lucky you!

What if:

  • You only got laid once in your lifetime
  • You only get eaten once
  • It takes you 4 minutes to get hard
  • …but only 2 minutes to get soft
  • The one box you have is shared with eleven other guys
  • And the only chick that sat on your face was your mother…

At least your life is better than the life of an egg!

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